Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning.
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
A little guy clutching a Mo Willems book marched past my desk chanting, “Don’t Let the Bitches Drive the Bus.”