this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
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2:36 am • 30 August 2014 • 552,220 notes
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T
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1:05 pm • 28 August 2014 • 282,327 notes
Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
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11:40 pm • 27 August 2014 • 84,561 notes
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
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3:30 pm • 27 August 2014 • 198,355 notes
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok
I wanna watch this.
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3:25 pm • 27 August 2014 • 521,965 notes
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
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3:21 pm • 27 August 2014 • 645,413 notes
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
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12:15 pm • 26 August 2014 • 848,257 notes